The perfect black mary janes!

I am tormented by the gorgeous pair of mary janes Christina wears on her Candyman video! Look at the perfect shape! The sexy heel, cute buckle, the ingenious positioning of the strap. That delicate sexy curve of the heel and the back of the shoe! Pure perfection.

What torments me is that I can’t find them from anywhere! I expect them to be Louboutins as that’s all she ever wears, but all the Louboutin mary janes I can find are a totally different shape.

And how incredibly cute are her socks with the little bows? If anyone can tell me where I can buy the shoes or the socks please let me know!

I will not rest until I can prance around in that combination!

Shoe love at first sight!

Today, I saw the most beautiful pair of heels I have ever seen in my entire life!

I was walking down the street when I saw a woman passing with the most incredible shoes I had ever seen. I could not stop myself from gasping out loud when I saw them, and as she walked by, I stared in stunned silence until I had to utter the feeble line ‘I *LOVE* your shoes!’

She smiled and thanked. As she walked past and I kept staring the shoes, I saw the red undersoles. Silly me, of course I did – they were red velvet Louboutins – who bloody well wouldn’t?

When I got home I had to google ‘red velvet Louboutin’ and the first result I got was the same shoes that was made of my wettest dreams.

Searching for that perfect pair of nude high heels

I’ve been hunting for a sexy classic nude pumps for quite some time, but still haven’t found that perfect pair.

So far these Christian Louboutins are closest to what I’m after.

Any ideas where else I could look?

Christian Louboutin Ronron patent pumps

Christian Louboutin Simple patent pumps

Christian Louboutin Triclo patent pumps

Have you seen anything like these by some other designer/label?

I shop, therefore I am.

A 30 year old female. That’s me.

A designer with an affinity for all things beautiful and intoxicating. Oh yes.

A taste for the luxurious? I confess.

The aforementioned makes it all the more difficult to face reality.

I have come to realise that the years elevated by a gluttonous carefree pleasure of consumerist narcissism are running past me with roughly the same velocity as the cursed biological clock ticking in the back of my head.

Glinting in the horizon of the not so distant future is sensible budgeting towards sustainable financial life. Playing house is bound to take priority over impersonating Carrie eventually.

Gorgeous shoes, hot fashion items and luxurious cosmetics will all be a thing of the past sooner than I can spell Christian Louboutin.

It is therefore my contention, that I might as well enjoy it while I still can. Right?

And speaking of spelling: this gorgeous pair had my name all over them but they no longer have my size in stock. Heartbroken!