Bloglove: “I kissed a Fug”

I have to admit that when I first became aware of Katy Perry, I adored her. I really liked the song and I absolutely loved the way she was styled in all her promo shots.

It took about two weeks for the song to get REALLY worn out, and now it makes me cringe. Also, her outfits sans stylist are really not that shit hot.

This is probably why I was so highly amused by Go Fug Yourself’s post on her:

I Kissed a Fug

I fugged a girl and I liked it.
Bad taste, stupid outfit.
I fugged a girl just to try it.
Hope her PR don’t mind it.
It looked so wrong
It felt so right.
At least she’s not wearing hotpants tonight
I fugged a girl and I liked it.

No, you don’t even know my name
It doesn’t matter.
Your attention-seeking game
Is mere celebrity nature.
It’s just what
These girls do
It’s how they all behave
My head gets so confused
Brain feels concave.

I fugged a girl and I liked it.
I could not stand her outfit.
I fugged a girl just to try it.
Hope her PR don’t mind it.
It looked so wrong
It felt so right.
She wants attention tonight
I fugged a girl and I liked it.
I liked it.

International Beauty Expo: naked kiss plump + polish

 

While browsing through the exhibition I was given a wide range of naked kiss plump + polish lipsticks to try.

Twelve delicious colours with the added effect of plumping the lips just that little bit bigger. A range of delicious shades sure to complement any summer dress!

International Beauty Expo: O.P.I. bliss

 

I went to the International Beauty Expo yesterday and went a bit crazy at the O.P.I stand. Nothing too bad, but I did walk home with 8 new nail-polishes and a Rapi Dry spray.

1. The ‘IT’ Colour
2. Sea Ya Later, Sailor!
3. Just Tea-sing!
4. Oh So Glam!
5. Romeo & Joliet
6. Designer Series Natural Nail Base Coat
7. Designer Series Top Coat
8. RapiDry Top Coat
9. RapiDry Spray

The perfect jeans

I’m not a pants girl, nor am I a fashion victim. In fact, I’m just about as ridiculously 1950’s femme as they come: Dita Von Teese all the way, every day, please.

Whether it is the miserable weather, or a nasty ladder on the last pair of seamed stockings, the days when you just simply need pants do unfortunately exist.

The problem is that every time I wear pants, I feel like I’m about to go camping.

I want feminine curves and hourglass figures! These oh-so-trendy chicks in their skinny jeans and baggy t-shirts can have it. I don’t start my mornings with hot rollers and hairspray just to see the gorgeous hair dressed down in something as de-sexed as a that

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Just when I thought that I was bound to freeze myself with my beloved skirt collection, my darling colleague came to rescue and took me to the Bettina Liano store in Bondi Junction for some lunch time shopping.

Front

Back

Close-up

The assistant dug up this gorgeous pair of high wasted ’50s style skinny jeans with a corset cut top. It was love at first sight!

Never before have I felt this sexy in a pair of pants.

Teamed up with a white blouse, red bag and luscious red pumps, its a certain success!